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Title: Burn It Down
Originally posted: Here, for kanae as my half of an art-for-fic trade.
Length: 1,900 words.
Characters/Pairings: UK, America.
Premise: War of 1812; the burning of Washington DC.
Time period: 1814
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 0/10
Wrist slashiness: 7/10
Lolhistoryness: 5/10. It was so called the White House prior to these events.
Violence: 5/10
Would I like it?: It's a hatefic. So, bleak. Lots of ~subtext,~ though, if that's the sort of thing you're into. Makes passing mention of the France/US relationship here.


England hunted.

He knew, on some level, that he was taking too long--that the men downstairs must be wondering where he was. It wasn't like this was Westminster Palace. There weren't that many places to hide. He should have found the bastard already. The responsible thing to do would be to go back to the dining room, where his officers were assembled, and organize a search party.

He kicked open a door and smiled to hear the wood crack.

But his officers were enjoying their dinner, which had been laid out considerately for someone, if not for them. And the truth was, England felt no sense of urgency. All of the exits to the presidential mansion were well guarded. He was sure America had nowhere he could go. And this whole campaign had been such an irritation, he deserved a bit of diversion, didn't he…?

He realized he must have found the president's bedroom. He entered with his pistol drawn.

It was a mess. This was not his fault--his men were too disciplined to loot anything more than 'souvenirs.' In any case, they had been firmly enjoined to stay downstairs until the building was secure, and one of the riflemen had seen "An aide, or possibly some minor official" escape up the stairs. England could only think of one person stupid enough to stay behind when the British army arrived literally on his doorstep.

He stepped over an upturned jewelry box and a dull heap of Dolly Madison's jewels. He glanced at the back closet. "America?"

He heard old wood settle, and the distant sound of soldiers laughing; nothing else. England flexed the pistol in his hand.

He crossed through a maze of heaped up, torn down drapery, pulled out shelves, and other detritus made blue-grey and indistinct in the evening murk. He kept his ears pricked and his eyes fixed on the dark sliver of the just-open closet door. He reached out for it, gun cocked.

The attack from behind, when it came, was a dreary confirmation of life's predictability. England marked the shadow as it rose over his shoulder, stepped to the side, and brought the butt of his pistol down and across his body to connect with his attacker's gut. America doubled over and dropped an iron poker.

"You still haven't learned to apprehend the simplest misdirection," England sighed, and followed up with a jaw-numbing uppercut.

America wasn't as soft as he used to be, though. He staggered back, caught himself against the canopy bed, then rebounded, already swinging. England smiled. He jerked back from the first blow, then turned into the second. He would have a bruise on his ribs in the morning, but he caught America's wrist before he could withdraw, twisted, and yanked him in and around. America cried out.

"Keep fighting and I'll break your arm," he spoke against the younger nation's ear.

America jerked against him. "What are you doing here?" he demanded. "This is a civilian--ahh, fuck!" He rose unto the balls of his feet as England wrenched his arm higher. Somehow, he still managed, "A--ahh--civilian area--God--"

"Is there anyone else here?" England planted his boot in the pit of America's right knee, and pushed. His former protégé buckled and gave a thin scream. "Or were you alone?"

"Like I'd tell you--nngh--!"

"Don't be troublesome, for once in your life." England holstered his pistol. "I'm not about to line your kitchen staff up to be shot. I'd like to know if anyone else is in the building out of common decency."

"What's decent about what you've done here today?" America spat. He gave up fighting and leaned heavily back into England. He tried to glare over his shoulder. "You have no reason to be here! There are no soldiers here for you to fight, there's no arsenal! You drove the First Lady out into the streets, alone! Your men have set fire to half the city, and now they're eating dinner--the president's dinner!"

"It's a good joke, isn't it?" England agreed. He grabbed America by the hair and yanked his head back. "But it behooves you to be forthcoming--"

America writhed. "If anyone ever treated King George like this, his home, his family--"

"I'd think it was infamous, of course, but as I was saying--" a sharp tug on America's bent back arm satisfied England's desire for an attentive audience. "We intend to burn this part of the city as well, and roasting your wait staff alive would not be within the confines of good taste."

"You're a bastard," America snarled.

"Is there anyone else left in the building?"

"Ahh--no, damn it--"

"Good." England relaxed his hold and America sagged back to the ground. A pensive moment passed. He tried, "If I let you go, will you come along peacefully?"

"I can't believe you're doing this," America muttered.

Why didn't he ever listen? "It didn't occur to you that you might face reprisals for your impertinent behavior?" He pushed the young nation towards the door.

America stumbled, tried to push off England's arm, failed, and snapped, "My impertinent…you started all this!"

"Really." England dragged him along. "I'm certain I remember reading a declaration of war from you."

"Because--augh, dammit, let me go!"

"You seem excitable. I think I won't."

America jerked against his hold again, and only managed to hurt himself. He rallied. "Only because you left me no other recourse. You search and seize my cargo, you kidnap my sailors--I'm a sovereign nation, you acknowledged it, I have the right to trade with anyone I want--"

"Not France," he replied through grit teeth. "Certainly not when I'm at war with him."

"Your war with France has nothing to do with me. I declared my neutrality--" he struggled.

England's fingers curled hard into his protégé's skin. "Yes, I've been very impressed by your policy of neutrality. You've been spreading yourself around diligently, haven't you?"

"W-what?" The back of his neck flushed.

"You and France, ever since your pathetic insurrection," he hissed. America's sudden silence, that indelicate blush, the way he floundered against England's hold like a gasping fish--England felt his bile rise. "You brought this upon yourself for entertaining that…alliance. I hope you're satisfied."

"I'm more satisfied with him than I ever was with you," America shot back.

England broke his wrist.

The young nation screamed and his knees folded beneath him. England let him drop to the floor, released him, and backed away. He tasted acid in the back of his throat. America curled over his knees and cradled his right hand to his chest, and whispered, "Damn it. Ahh--damn it. Damn it," over and over again. England closed his eyes.

They flew open in astonishment a heartbeat of seconds later, when America slammed him against the wall. His pistol was jerked out of its holster and pressed into his gut, and America jammed his right forearm against England's throat. His pallor was exquisite, tears of pain flowed silently down his cheeks, but his face was twisted into open rage. England shoved him, and America threw him hard enough into the wall that his head bounced and for a moment his vision went white. He pressed flush against England, the gun pushed into the empire hard enough to bruise, his arm pressed into his neck with enough force to cut off England's air. He glared at his former ruler from three inches away, and spat in his face.

"You're a bastard," he repeated.

England reached up, wrapped his fingers around the boy's wrist, and squeezed. America turned white, turned grey, but didn't back away. His breath came hoarse and ragged. "You're a bastard, and a tyrant, and a bully." His voice shook badly. "Y-you think you can just make people do what you want. You don't give a damn about anyone." He blew out a breath and closed his eyes for a few seconds, but when they opened they were just as angry as before. "I c-can't believe I ever--" he stopped, swallowed. He went on in a low, harsh voice: "I…can't believe I was ever stupid enough to care about you."

England's eyelids flickered.

"You don't believe in anything, do you." America sounded disgusted. He shoved off of England and staggered back a few steps. He kept the gun pointed at the other nation and curled his broken hand against his stomach. "You're just a…a jaded son of a bitch. Out for all you…all you can take." He flung the pistol away down the hall, and it skidded across the hardwood floor and cracked against the far wall. He rubbed his forehead with the back of his hand. "Well, fuck you."

England rubbed his throat and didn't meet America's eyes. "And you're a naïve little pissant," he muttered.

"You just came here to hurt me, didn't you." He leaned against the wall opposite the empire and stared at the floor.

England didn't say anything.

"You burned down the capitol building. And the printing presses, for all the newspapers, you burned those. I've been watching the fires." America looked up at him and caught him watching. "You burned the Library of Congress. That…that was…"

"It's war," England bit out.

"This wasn't about the war," America returned softly.

A pained silence stretched between them.

America pushed off the wall and swayed over his feet. England knew that his wrist must be hurting more, not less, than it had five minutes ago, and a part of him was amazed the other nation was still standing. Sweat pocked the boy's forehead, and he seemed to be ignoring his steady leak of tears. "Take what you want, burn down the presidential mansion, I can't stop you." He turned his back on England and lurched towards the far staircase. "Just get out of my city when you're done, and don't ever come back." England heard as he muttered to himself, "You hateful son of a bitch."

England remained where he was, leaned against the wall, until he heard the commotion at the front door. He felt old as he bent to pick up his pistol and straightened his uniform. He found the soldiers in an uproar, a tight cluster around two watchmen who'd been laid flat.

"Are they dead?" he asked tiredly of no one in particular.

"Sir! Ah, no sir! They just appear to be, ah…"

He nodded a little. "Did you send someone after the man who did this?"

"Yes, sir! A search team of--"

He held up a hand. "Just…send someone to bring the search team back. He's not a threat."

His staff officer blinked, then saluted dutifully and took off.

***

An hour later, he stood on the ash-flecked lawn as the White House burned. His soldiers cheered and toasted each other. One of them appeared to have found one of James Madison's hats, and was modeling it for the rest of his squadron.

England watched the fire, and told himself that he felt nothing.

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Date: 2009-02-19 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedsheets10.livejournal.com
You know, its taking a lot for me not to goddamn cry at this moment. Oh holy God.

Can I least console myself that after the Napoleonic Wars, or at least THIS war, America and England enjoyed a more, ah, peaceful relationship?

*cries*

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Date: 2009-02-19 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Seriously, I want to write a Treaty of Ghent make up fic or something. ;_;

B-but, the story I'm writing for you might actually end happily! So...there's that! It'd be a nice change.. ._.

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Date: 2009-02-19 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedsheets10.livejournal.com
...you should write it XD It should have a more...consensual sexytiems. XD

(oh by the way, if you wait for a bit, I'll upload the pics and you can check them out if you like. I'll PM the links to you.)

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Date: 2009-02-19 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nittle-grasper.livejournal.com
GUUUUH. O________O <33333333333333

I AM INCOHERENT BUT I DO LOVE IT. OH THE ANGST AND THE DRAMA. Goddamn, I LOVE THE DARK SIDE OF US-UK.

I need to sleep now, but I will write a more substantial response tomorrow! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS~

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Date: 2009-02-19 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Yay! Mission accomplished!

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Date: 2009-02-19 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nittle-grasper.livejournal.com
Hmm...where do I start?

1) I love the history! All the little details, and great job getting the circumstances...uh...in character? If you can call a war "in character".

2) OH INDIGNANT US, you are so heartbreaking D: He just wants to be treated as an equal, and Britain does so many things just for the sake of hurting him, and I really like how you've captured his torn feelings between anger and guilt and secret hidden affection (and thus sense of betrayal) in this. Also, UK and his attempts to cover up his hurt feelings with being an asshole...<3

England watched the fire, and told himself that he felt nothing.

This was the perfect way to end the fic, such emotional impact and so many layers of meaning.

3) God, I love this era. I love your portrayals of both countries, and I love your portrayal of their interaction.

I will try hard to return the favor with something half as good as this, but it will probably not turn out to be as awesome as this D:

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Date: 2009-02-20 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
When I started thinking about your prompt, at first I thought maybe I'd do something creative and have the story happen at sea. Then I thought, "Nahh," because the British attack on Washington DC is one of the bitchiest attacks I can think of in all of Western history, and how could I pass up the chance to write about it. That thing about the British soldiers eating James Madison's dinner? And somebody stealing one of the president's hats? Those things really happened.

Of course, Alfred conveniently forgets that he also attacked civilian targets (American forces sacked York--the one that's Toronto now, not the other one). But conveniently forgetting things is a very American trait, and anyway, Britain didn't seem to care about that, eithe. Some historians have said that DC was in reprisal for York, but the dispatches from the time just talk about hitting DC to demoralize the Americans. So Alfred was right to guess that England was just in the neighborhood to kick his dog.

Maybe you already know all of this, but...I thought it was interesting!

I am glad you enjoyed the story, since that was sort of the whole reason for writing it! XD

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Date: 2009-02-20 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nittle-grasper.livejournal.com
I think somewhere in the back of my head I knew about the dinner-eating, but not the hats. Basically just to rub it in the Americans' faces |D;

Oh yes, America trying to invade Canada and failing is another story altogether. Canadians get bragging rights to pwning American forces, though this was before America had legit forces, so whatever XD;

I do love your little historical anecdotes. Oh, never stop writing please! You have no idea how happy I have been since finding out all those fics were by you. I love your writing and you write for my favorite pairings (though, to be fair, you created one of them) <3 Thank you~

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Date: 2009-02-19 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizzard890.livejournal.com
I'm totally sitting in the back of my Brit Lit class, reading this on my laptop. I think my professor thinks that I find Gulliver's Travels a rather tragic affair. XD

But this. This. God. I adore this. I love how the physicality of their fight is entirely a sexual thing, I love that England is such a son of a bitch (but not completely, and doesn't that just make everything more painful?), and that America is utterly disillusioned with this person he still loves loved.

It should be illegal for you to be this awesome, dude. ♥

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Date: 2009-02-20 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
What an awesome prompt, though, wasn't it? "I want a hatefic from the War of 1812 with lots of sexual tension and ~hidden feelings.~" I will write that forever, seriously. If I somehow managed to mess that up I'd have to go down to HQ and turn in all my pencils.

Thank you for sharing your thoughts! Your praise continues to be more delicious than most.

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Date: 2009-02-20 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mithrigil.livejournal.com
So I had an OH SHIT reaction to you posting this because I'm also working on an 1812. But my 1812 is a Canada fic, not a US and UK one, and so I was able to read this one in good conscience.

INTENSE. Really enjoyed it, and everything snaps with that arm.

Guess I should take a little more time before posting the Canada one.

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Date: 2009-02-20 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Don't hold off on my account--I look forward to reading your take on what Matthew feels about all this!

Glad you liked it!

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Date: 2009-02-20 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucorinth.livejournal.com
This is so great! I'm already looking forward to anything you write in the future. -fangirls- You should totally write the Treaty of Ghent. : D

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Date: 2009-02-20 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
I would, but...in my personal canon, the next hundred or so years of history sounds like "the war ended with the Treaty of Ghent, in which both sides agree to pretend nothing ever happened. Then America mostly stayed inside, nursing bitterness and a broken heart, didn't make many friends, had a mental breakdown in the 1860s which England refused to acknowledge, and the two of them only started cautiously establishing a friendship around WWI. And then they NEVER TALKED ABOUT all their repressed feelings."

And that's too depressing. =/

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Date: 2009-02-20 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedsheets10.livejournal.com
Wrrrry do we have almost the same image of what happens next after the treaty? XD

(I kinda imagined that while Wiki says the years after the treaty US/UK relations were OK, the nation themselves were not and resorted to a. avoiding each other as much as possible [UK hanging around Canada and HK more often than not) and b. limiting contact to 'strictly business' as much as possible [nu uh; yeah right]. Oh the UST. Oh the angst.)

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Date: 2009-02-20 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Weeeell, it is pretty much what happened. Anglo-American relations were cordial between the Treaty of Ghent and WW1, but you certainly couldn't call them "friendly." I pretty much don't see them getting it on between the end of Jay's Treaty (1804) and maybe WW2.

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Date: 2009-02-20 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedsheets10.livejournal.com
I think they pretty much unnerved each other to the point that they're both wary of starting any romantic thing between them (just in case the other's just dicking around them again). I'm sure there is still affection or something, but fucking? Maybe. A very tiny "Maybe."

(Ahahaha. This is why I love Japan coming into the picture.)

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Date: 2009-02-20 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
You say Japan--I say Russia.

Mrrowr.

(Okay, Japan too.)

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Date: 2009-02-20 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedsheets10.livejournal.com
Ahaha. America/Russia? (or England/Russia)? I'm more for jealous!America over England/Japan (seeing America pressured England to break his ties with Japan before WWII). XD

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Date: 2009-02-20 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
America jealous over England/Japan prior to WW2, and England nonplussed and discomfited by America/Russia ever since the end of WW2. Also wizzard890 is sort of making me ship Russia/England, because I fucking needed that.

I actually have a ton to say about the conflict between UK/America and Russia/America, but I guess I should save it for a fic or something.

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Date: 2009-02-20 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedsheets10.livejournal.com
...England's probably worried over the UST between those two and uhm, yeah, the MAD (mutually assured destruction) capabilities of both.

*grins*

Who do you think is making her ship Russia/England harder?

*whistles innocently*

breathplay scarfsex *shoots self*

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Date: 2009-02-20 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nittle-grasper.livejournal.com
And then they almost got into a war with EACH OTHER at the beginning of WWI. For similar reasons to War of 1812. Lulz.

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Date: 2009-02-20 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp-kathrine.livejournal.com
Oh the darker times between UK and US make for the best fics, don't they?

I love the flow of your writing and how raw and emotional America is and how England just does what he does and of course he doesn't feel anything in process. /sarcasm

And of course the France jab was just perfect, because it's so reactionary and an American relationship-gone-wrong cliché.

I could see the burning of D.C. so clearly in my mind and watching England standing on a hill just seeing the city in flames. ♥ *really needs a dark UK/US icon...*

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Date: 2009-02-20 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
That France jab was probably my favorite line to write in the story. *cough*

I think if I had a dark UK/US icon I'd end up never using anything else.

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Date: 2009-02-20 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp-kathrine.livejournal.com
Because the only thing better than love-hate!UK/US is throwing France in to piss off England even more thereby making it love-hate-angry!UK/US!sex. ♥

This one works for now, but I will find that perfect Dark!art eventually that fits this pairing and will make many icons of it for me to love and use over and over.

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Date: 2009-02-20 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
*stares at icon for a few seconds*

*scrambles for tissues to staunch mysterious nosebleed*

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Date: 2009-02-20 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp-kathrine.livejournal.com
^_^ [livejournal.com profile] technoranma's work is wonderful. ♥

And if you like it, use it. Sharing is caring!

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Date: 2009-02-20 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryoku-chan.livejournal.com
Let me first say that after a considerable amount of thought I've come to the conclusion that I really enjoy your portrayal of UK/US and their relationship. Its not as common, and upon further consideration, its got a lot more potential then how they are normally portrayed. It may be my inherent love of angst, but I've really enjoyed this fic, and I look forward to seeing more of your interpretation of their relationship. Thank you for a wonderful read, and getting my brain working at this hour of the evening.

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Date: 2009-02-20 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
That was a lovely and thoughtful comment, and I really appreciate it, but that's currently being overwhelmed by my reaction to your icon because ZOMG SOREN! <3 <3 <3

What is with the overlap between the Hetalia and FE fandoms? I can't be the only one who's noticed it.

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Date: 2009-02-20 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryoku-chan.livejournal.com
Its all about the war. People that love tactics games usually end up loving history because of how tactics are actually applied in reality.

Or we can just go with the fact that both have a huge cast of sexy men/women that really have strong desires for each other. Either way~

Speaking of Fire Emblem, have you had a chance to try out the new one?

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Date: 2009-02-20 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
I guess FE and Hetalia are both paradises for multi-shippers.

Shadow Dragon? It doesn't have support conversations, so I wasn't really interested. Most of the replayability in these games comes from the supports, for me.

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Date: 2009-02-20 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryoku-chan.livejournal.com
I must agree with you, the games are really worth the time for the supports, a big reason why I didn't enjoy Sacred Stones as much as I enjoyed Rekka no Ken and Path of Radiance. So Shadow Dragon is quite a disappointment in that area....but I'm giving it a chance nonetheless. Hopefully it won't be a waste of time.

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Date: 2009-02-21 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsumetaitsubasa.livejournal.com
I-I love the history mixed in this. <3 Awesome.

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Date: 2009-02-27 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] -keepthebeat.livejournal.com
FUCK YOUR AWESOME FIC, I NEED TO GO TO CLASS

Seriously, how the hell did I miss this?!?? This was so. so.

I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. At "England broke his wrist" and the ensuing action, I literally gasped out loud. You are so, so good at pacing and building a narrative within these one-shot fics. And England. So much is said with such few descriptors...show-don't-tell works so well, for the character (god, imperialist England was a heartless bastard) and for the action and pacing of the fic.

How does this fandom have such fucking amazing authors. How.

Here ends my comment-spree, haha.

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Date: 2009-02-27 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Awww, goodbye awesome comment spree. XD

Writing from England's point of view is always so...um...tricky. Because he's so goddamn repressed that he won't acknowledge his emotions about anything, which means I can't directly describe them. So it's basically like an objective narration but with more bitchy side comments.

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Date: 2009-03-20 02:09 am (UTC)
admiral: gwendolyn → odin sphere (✩bad hair day)
From: [personal profile] admiral
More love for your England & America dynamic. ♥ So sad yet so good. If that makes sense. xD

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Date: 2009-03-20 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
It does! "Sad but good" is what I'm going for about a third of the time when I write things. The other two thirds are "funny but cute" and "entertaining but what the fuck?" *grins*

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Date: 2009-03-22 12:50 am (UTC)
admiral: gwendolyn → odin sphere (✩i'm too sexy)
From: [personal profile] admiral
Those are three equally awesome goals. ♥
ahaha~

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