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Title: L Is For Lasers [Part 1]
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] windmilltilter
Length: 1,700 words.
Characters/Pairings: Ensemble; pairings include France/England, Russia/America, and Austria/Prussia/Hungary.
Premise: Alien invasion.
Time period: Modern.
Smuttiness: 3/10
Funnyness: 9/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness: 0/10
Violence: 1/10
Would I like it?: It's about aliens, or slutty nations. I couldn't decide.

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World Conference. Tuesday, 11:48 PM.

"EVERYONE REPORT TO ASSEMBLY ROOM B IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY."

Germany's voice boomed over the conference center PA system amidst a sear of static and interference. Scattered throughout the various outbuildings, the nations reacted with their customary alacrity.

"He can't be serious," Austria grimaced.

"It's Germany, he's always serious," Hungary sighed.

Which was to say, with none at all.

"Who the fuck let him install a PA?" Prussia demanded as he struggled upright over the back of the couch and hitched up his trousers. Hungary heaved a noisy sigh. "Was it you?" He raked a baleful glower over Austria.

Austria delicately capped the little tube of Astroglide and wiped his fingertips on his handkerchief. "I thought it would be a sensible precaution in the case of an emergency."

"I bet it's not even an emergency," Hungary muttered. She trudged to the hotel room door. She was the only one still fully dressed.

Prussia scrubbed a hand through his hair. "His idea of an emergency is gonna be something like: 'I understand that only sixty percent of you have been taking the complimentary fluoride tablets in your bathrooms--'"

"Hand me my jacket, please," Austria interrupted.

Prussia wadded it up between his hands and shoved it against Austria's chest. He continued, "'As recent studies have shown that neglecting your dental hygiene can have a detrimental effect on your health later in life, I've prepared a slide show that now you all have to watch at quarter to fucking midnight on the first night of the fucking conference--'"

"You've heard this lecture before, haven't you," Hungary observed.

"Christ, sweetheart, you have no idea what it's like, living with this guy. He has a fucking spreadsheet to help him decide what to eat for breakfast based on his estimated caloric output for the day, or some bullshit--"

"What's strange about that?" Austria paused amid tugging on his coat.

Prussia and Hungary glanced at him, then looked back to each other. "So it's probably nothing," Prussia finished. And then, "Fuck, I can't find my chapstick."

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"EVERYONE REPORT TO ASSEMBLY ROOM B. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL."

France mused, "I think we should kill him."

"I'm too drunk for an emergency," England groused. He waved his bottle vaguely at the wall-mounted speaker and leaned heavily on his pool cue. "Sod him; you're down three points. Break."

"Easy for you to say. You don't have to sit next to him in the EU." France examined the ceiling for a few seconds, then sighed and tossed his cue down on the pool table. "With any luck, whatever it is won't take long." He ran his hair out of his collar and smoothed down his shirt. "Come along, mon ami."

A string of indistinct muttering followed France to the door of the rec room, and then, louder: "How the hell did my pants come off? When did that happen?"

"I have no idea," France obliged.

England swerved back to the pool table and recovered them. As he yanked them on, he declared, "If I feel a pressing need to vomit, I shall see to it that I do so on him."

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"EVERYONE REPORT TO ASSEMBLY ROOM B AT ONCE."

Russia and America glanced at the intercom again, then continued to ignore it. They were down to about one full suit between them, and Russia had America's arm twisted up behind his back and pinned against the wall.

Germany's voice continued, "THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT ALREADY IN ASSEMBLY ROOM B HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO GET TO ASSEMBLY ROOM B BEFORE I START READING OUT A LIST OF NAMES."

"Oh, no." America's voice was ragged. "We're gonna get called to the principal's office." Russia jerked his arm higher and sank his teeth into the join of his neck. He groaned.

"ALSO, THE KEY CARDS TO YOUR ROOMS WILL BE INVALIDATED."

"But this closet has all the comforts of home," Russia mumbled against his skin. He hissed and pressed tighter against him as America's fingers twisted in his hair.

"ALSO, YOUR ACCESS TO THE HOTEL BAR WILL BE RESTRICTED FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONFERENCE."

Russia paused at that.

"I saw a liquor outlet on the corner," America assured him.

"THE LIQUOR OUTLET ON THE CORNER DOES NOT SELL VODKA."

"Chto za huy," Russia swore. He pushed off of America and untangled his discarded shirt from around the bouquet of brooms. America slumped back against the wall and groaned.

"ALSO, YOUR LUNCH VOUCHERS WILL BE REVOKED. THE DINING HALL IS THE ONLY PLACE WITHIN TWENTY KILOMETERS THAT WILL PREPARE A HAMBURGER. BOTH OF YOU GET IN HERE."

"This is bullshit," America remarked.

"Yes." Russia passed him his belt.

"I mean, what does he think the first night of the conference is for?" He threaded his belt and zipped up his fly.

"Maybe Italy hasn't found a diagram technical enough to explain it to him," Russia muttered. He licked his thumb and smoothed back America's hair. America swatted his hand away.

"Poor Italy. No, that's my tie--this is your tie."

"Perhaps it is for the best. Would you want to fuck Germany?"

America glanced at him as he flipped his collar down. "If the answer was yes, wouldn't you slit my throat?"

"After cutting out your balls," Russia agreed. He pushed the door open and stuck his head out, then nodded to America. They swapped their customary mention this to anyone, and you're fucking dead glare as they crept out into the hallway, and split up.

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"You can't be serious," France said after a pause.

"He's always serious," Prussia and Austria snapped together.

"Aliens," America repeated.

Germany leaned forward and looked out across a table surrounded by tipsy, disheveled, and increasingly confused nations. "We have detected transmissions of unknown origin in the upper atmosphere. Also, satellite images show…a number of…dish-shaped crafts--"

"Saucers. Flying saucers," America corrected him, in a tone of growing excitement. Canada let out a little sigh and let his forehead thunk down onto his folded arms.

"--Maneuvering over forty-seven metropolitan centers," Germany finished.

"Have they taken any aggressive action?" England did his best to sit up straight. It was a poor effort. His tie was still undone.

"Are they over Warsaw?" Poland demanded.

"I am handing--" Germany scooped up a stack of papers.

"Are they over us, right now?" France asked pointedly.

That set of a clamor of alarm and shouting and scrambling for cell phones and laptops. Germany raised his voice over the din. "I am handing out a list of affected cities now! Please calm down! Yes, they are over Berlin, but this far out in the country, we should be--"

America leapt to his feet and turned towards the door. To either side of him, Canada and England caught his sleeves and jerked him back down into his chair.

"I wanna see," he tried to shake them off.

"They're too high up to see," Canada explained, at the same time that England said the same thing, but with an added "--you stupid git."

"These appear to be major population and administrative centers," Japan skimmed down the list.

"Shanghai, Beijing, Guangzhou, Shenzhen, Dongguan, Taipei…" China muttered.

"Yeah, but like, what about Warsaw?"

"New York…LA…Chicago…" America sounded dismissive, then sat up all at once, both legs squirming onto his chair. "DC, I knew it! Aliens hate democracy!"

"Has any effort been made to contact them?" Austria tried.

"Ah, but, why would anybody want to attack Milan?" Italy sounded crestfallen. "Milan isn't good for anything."

"Warsaw isn't on the list," Lithuania assured Poland, and added in a relieved voice, "Neither is Vilnius."

"Oh, like, awesome, then!" Poland looked towards the head of the table. "So, can I go back to bed?"

Finland stood, unnoticed, and slipped out of the room.

"Hey, I should call Tony--where's my phone--" America patted his pockets. Much further down the table, Russia glanced up into the middle distance with an unfocused expression. "Fuck," America swore, "I must have dropped it in the--uh…somewhere. Canada, give me your phone."

"I'm trying to talk to my boss," Canada complained, and pushed America's arm away.

"Come on, it's not like any of your cities are on the list--"

"Toronto is, actually--"

"That's like, practically in the United States anyway! I'll fully protect it, I just need your phone!"

"No!"

"England--"

"Piss off. Oh, excuse me, not you, sir--"

Estonia flipped his phone out of his jacket pocket and skidded it down the table towards America. He already had his laptop out, his headsets on, and he was teleconferencing back to Tallinn. America caught it and waved it in the air in thanks.

"This is stupid," Romano muttered. "I'm going back to my room."

"But Romano--Rome is--" Spain scrambled out of his chair and ran up next to him, stabbing his finger against the paper midway down the list.

"Yeah, and what'm I gonna do about it? You guys take care of it."

"Sit down, both of you," Germany barked. "We need to come up with a plan of action."

"Tony says--"

"No more digressions!"

"It's not a digression!" America protested. He shut his phone and put it in his pocket. "He says they're not friends of his--"

"Who's Tony?" Prussia whispered. Hungary shrugged and looked back over Austria's shoulder. He was tapping his finger distractedly over the neat, printed 'VIENNA.'

"--But he's heard about them, and they're supposed to be bad news. Like, really bad news. He doesn't know any details, though."

"That's very helpful, America," Germany said neutrally.

America beamed.

"Do you think I'm ever going to see my phone again?" Estonia murmured to Lithuania, without taking his eyes off the screen.

"Probably not," Lithuania admitted.

"Let's just nuke them," Russia suggested.

England cupped his hand over the receiver of his cell phone. "You know, Russia, there's an expression about how when you have a hammer, every problem begins to look like a--"

"Warheads are better than hammers," was Russia's reply.

"Whether it be with aggression or further attempts at communication, we must decide together what we are going to do next," Germany pitched his voice to cut through the din.

There was a momentary, possibly coincidental silence.

"Well?" he demanded. "Ideas, anyone?

"What are we going to do?"


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Date: 2009-05-11 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedsheets10.livejournal.com
*worships the ground you walk upon*

ILU. ILU so HARD.

*BRB. Dying of laughter*

I love the bits on Russia and America. Poor boys. Germany knows your weakness well.

ALSO:

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?

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Date: 2009-05-11 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
THIS JUST HAPPENS EVERY SO OFTEN, OKAY, I DON'T KNOW.

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LIEK OMG WARSAW

Date: 2009-05-11 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleartempest.livejournal.com
"His idea of an emergency is gonna be something like: 'I understand that only sixty percent of you have been taking the complimentary fluoride tablets in your bathrooms--'"
PRUSSIAAA AHAHAHA

"DC, I knew it! Aliens hate democracy!"
FFFFFFFF

I have the BIGGEST grin on my face right now alkhfldakgh PRUSSIA/AUSTRIA/HUNGARY AND FRUK AND RUSSIA/AMERICA AND GERMANY KNOWING WHICH BUTTONS TO PRESS AND AHAHA ESTONIA AND HIS TECHNOLOGY AND ROMANO BEING HIS SPOILED SELF X333 EVERYBODY IS SO...IC ♥
THIS IS SO MUCH WIIIIN 8DDDD ALIENSSSS! XDD my comments reach new levels of spazz!

NEXT INSTALLMENT! I SHALL AWAIT IT WITH BAITED BREATH~

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Date: 2009-05-11 12:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
"DC, I knew it! Aliens hate democracy!"

This whole fic might have been an excuse to write that one line.

Glad you liked it! More should be up soon. I promise to make France and England kiss.

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Date: 2009-05-11 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bbronco2008.livejournal.com
"Warheads are better than hammers," was Russia's reply.
Russia.
I love you.
With all my disturbed little heart.

OMOFLAGAH! I am soooooo waiting for the rest of this. So funny.
Germany is oddly good at picking what to say to get people to do what he wants...

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Date: 2009-05-11 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Germany is oddly good at picking what to say to get people to do what he wants...

I figure he has to put up with those two not paying attention to where they're supposed to be a lot. XD

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Date: 2009-05-11 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] butterflieyes.livejournal.com
You have successful distracted me enough to not look over my stuff before I walk out the door to my American History exam. Congratulations. :D

I love this! Can't wait to see what happens next!

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Date: 2009-05-11 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Er, good luck on your test? XD

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Date: 2009-05-11 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quandtuniverse.livejournal.com
This whole fic is awesome XD I giggled out loud when Poland began insisting about Warsaw.

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Date: 2009-05-11 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
I am pretty sure that, so long as Poland is safe, Poland doesn't really care what's going on with anybody else. XD

Tony phones home!

Date: 2009-05-11 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riot-of-flowers.livejournal.com
Image


This is the best way to wake up in the mornings <3 I honestly laughed and smirked while reading this, they are so in character and gloriously proving to be such a bunch of nutjobs that I can not wait to see what happens next! (Russia, nuke them! or better send Belarus to marry them!)

(And you shouldn't be so humble, funnyness should be 10/10, this is epic <3)

*hugs*

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Date: 2009-05-11 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Funnyness is given as 6/10 so as to leave room to grow.

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Date: 2009-05-11 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxnigra.livejournal.com
"England--"
"Piss off. Oh, excuse me, not you, sir--"

ahahahahahahah! I'm happy to read this before I'm going to work: it's so funny and it put me in a very good mood ^_^

"But Romano--Rome is--" Spain scrambled out of his chair and ran up next to him, stabbing his finger against the paper midway down the list.
"Yeah, and what'm I gonna do about it? You guys take care of it."

but...but...Romano! You must defend us!!! XDDD

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Date: 2009-05-11 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Romano's all "Aliens? ...Whatever, I'm gonna take a nap. Wake me up when the invasion is over." XD

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Date: 2009-05-11 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allyoucaneater.livejournal.com
Oh Germany, he's so serious about everything that I can't help but laugh at this ;w;

HOW DID GERMANY KNOW EVERYONE'S WEAKNESS!?
...


oh shit now I suddenly thought Germany as a good blackmailer/prankster OTZ

i need to reread this again 8DDD

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Date: 2009-05-11 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
HOW DID GERMANY KNOW EVERYONE'S WEAKNESS!?

Well, in fairness, America-->hamburgers and Russia-->vodka aren't really, you know, big secrets among the nations. XD

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Date: 2009-05-11 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jinsai.livejournal.com
Oh Germany, we love you so! Never change. ♥

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Date: 2009-05-11 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Germany: playing straight man to the world since 1871. XD

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Date: 2009-05-11 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghostofthemotif.livejournal.com
.............BWAHAHAHAHA! HOMFG I love you so much! This was hilarious! I can't even begin to choose a favorite line! I must say the America/Russia scene with Germany's commentary was priceless XD Germany, you're my hero <3 Also, America's "I knew aliens hated democracy!" line made me laugh out loud in the middle of my school's library ^^; I can't wait to see more of this. You = amazing.

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Date: 2009-05-11 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Thank you so much, I'm glad you liked it! ♥

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Date: 2009-05-11 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nomnomnim.livejournal.com
"Are they over us, right now?"
Smooth Francis, smooth.

I'm glad to know that in the face of possible alien attack that my country will be drunk, at least two of the others will be too busy trying to go back to bed and Russia will be attempting to blow them (and possibly us) out of existance.

Good times had by all.

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Date: 2009-05-11 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Smooth Francis, smooth.

France's concerns are a little more immediate than most. XD

And yeah. These guys do not exactly fill me with confidence in this situation.

Do your best, nations. =/

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Date: 2009-05-11 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wizzard890.livejournal.com
I have officially flipped my shit over this. Just to, uh, let you know. So that you'll be prepared for an excessive spat of fangirling when we get together this evening. XD

Prussia/Hungary/Austria is the greatest thing ever to wake up to. That and Russia/America closet!smut. Joy.

♥♥♥

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Date: 2009-05-11 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
I know, right? Windmill gave me a list of pairings and was all "hey, it'd be cool if you included some of these!" to which I immediately resolved that I would include all of them.

Edit: What the hell, why are you awake?

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Date: 2009-05-11 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animedutchess.livejournal.com
Oh, man...this is just...all of it is just so very...HETALIA. I could see it happening, everyone's so very in character and full of LOLZ. I think I'll go read it one more time. ^_^

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Date: 2009-05-11 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Glad you liked it! =D

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Date: 2009-05-11 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inner-wings.livejournal.com
I was going to list my favorite lines, but then I realized I'd be quoting almost the entire thing. This is quite possibly the best thing ever.
And I do love that only the threat of losing their vodka and hamburgers is enough to stop America and Russia. :D

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Date: 2009-05-11 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Censure from all of their fellow nations? Doesn't faze them.

Sobriety, or inadequate supplies of grease? God damn it, fine, the sex can wait. XD

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Date: 2009-05-11 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marynyu.livejournal.com
OMFG THIS IS SO MUCH WIN!!!!

Poor Feliciano.... "Milan isn't good for anything"?? But it's so PRETTY!!! XDD

I have to wonder, where did Tino disappear to??.... is Finland about to be awesome, or did he have more ...ehm.... PRESSING matters to attend to back in his room?

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Date: 2009-05-11 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
I don't want to spoil it.

Yes, Finland is about to be completely badass.

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Date: 2009-05-11 04:07 pm (UTC)
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I made it about to: Russia paused at that.

"I saw a liquor outlet on the corner," America assured him.

"THE LIQUOR OUTLET ON THE CORNER DOES NOT SELL VODKA."
before I had to stop reading for a little bit because I was laughing so hard. O, so predictable, those two.

And America's first impulse being to go look, and Estonia still being able to think about getting his phone back, and "Maybe Italy hasn't found a diagram technical enough to explain it to him"....

I love it, okay.

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Date: 2009-05-11 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
=D! Thank you!

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Date: 2009-05-11 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryoku-chan.livejournal.com
Oh God, I can't BREATH!!!

And I was going to go back to SLEEP!! Now I'll never get there!! I'm going to just continue giggle and getting weird looks from the cat!

Ah Germany, he just loooves that intercom! He wields it like a pro!

Oh man, France/England? Serious!?!?! I have a feeling at the end of this I'm going to be able to die very happily. And considering the lack of oxygen I'm getting that might not be to far fetched...

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Date: 2009-05-11 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Oh man, France/England? Serious!?!?!

Here's hoping, anyway! XD It was part of the request, so. I've never written them as a pair before, I'm not completely sure I won't Do It Wrong. But what the hell. XD

(Go get some sleep!)

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Date: 2009-05-11 04:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] chambery
ALSO, YOUR ACCESS TO THE HOTEL BAR WILL BE RESTRICTED FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONFERENCE."

Russia paused at that.


This made my morning SO HARD. Heck, this entire fic made my face hurt, I was smiling like a madwoman... MUST SEE THE REST! ♥

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Date: 2009-05-11 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Germany has their numbers something fierce. XD Thank you, I'm glad you liked it!

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Date: 2009-05-11 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youkofujima.livejournal.com
Germany sure knows how to press their buttons! But seriously, just like the first day of any orientation, huge long meetings are meant to be skipped on the first night.

This is hilarious and I can't wait to read more! (I am so bad at giving reviews)

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Date: 2009-05-11 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Well, really. The first day is for picking up your binder with the schedule in it, unpacking everything in your hotel room, shaking off jet lag, attending some brief how-do-you-do meeting, preferably over dinner, and having sex with whoever you've most regretted not seeing for six months. Aliens can wait.

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Date: 2009-05-11 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keikanas.livejournal.com
oh my holy--- this is like my new favorite fic ever.

my favorite pairing(s), too.

delicious.

The Russia + America scene pffftttfff

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Date: 2009-05-11 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
XD ♥ Thank you!

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Date: 2009-05-11 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fujiwara-san.livejournal.com
OH god I laughed so hard. Leg slapping hard.

The Russia/America in this makes me kfjgkdfggfuckyesexactlyyy and ALIENS.
England's "Piss off. Oh, excuse me, not you, sir--" that's so like him! XD

I hope you continue.

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Date: 2009-05-12 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
I certainly shall! ♥

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Date: 2009-05-11 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clover-magic.livejournal.com
Russia/America AND aliens!?!? Alien Defense Force Team goooo! Since that's about all that ever happens in America's war movies...

I died. So many times. ♥ Eagerly awaiting new installments yes plz. :D

Germany and his intercom was full of win.

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Date: 2009-05-12 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Ah, I haven't seen you around in a while! *hugs!*

More should be up soon!

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Date: 2009-05-11 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yaoi-rox-me-sox.livejournal.com
This fic pretty much has everything I could ever want in a story. My favorite threesome, my favorite Cold War pairing, and even some FrUK to top it all off? With aliens? And clever dialouge that makes you glad no one else is home to hear you laugh like an idiot?

Yup. Definitely everything I ever wanted. <3

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Date: 2009-05-12 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure it doesn't have everything you've ever wanted.

Because the next part is going to have giant robots.

And I don't think I know anybody who doesn't secretly yearn for giant robots.

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Date: 2009-05-11 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tap-chan.livejournal.com
This is soooo awesome :d I can't wait for more :D

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Date: 2009-05-12 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Thank you for the support! =D

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Date: 2009-05-11 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-haphazard-x.livejournal.com
I love this.

Yes, warheads are better than hammers. So much better.

No seriously, this made me forget that I just flunked my exam today. You did a good job :3

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Date: 2009-05-12 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com
Hahaha, well, good then. XD
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