Oh man. Half of this I found extremely cute and funny. I mean, penguins make everything better, and that bit about England being such an insensitive terrible dad was amazing. But there's this sinister undercurrent running through it, and it's chilling. I mean, it's colonization all over again, the corruption of an innocent virgin country. Especially that bit about Antarctica's first encounter with murder. I liked it (perhaps better for the creepiness), especially the America/Russia bickering xD.