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This is where you can find every fic in the ongoing Russia/America collaboration between myself and [livejournal.com profile] wizzard890. While we hope that each chapter can be enjoyed on its own, they were written as part of a continuing story.

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Title: Little Lights
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] youkofujima
Length: 2000 words (oh God I can't believe I wrote 2000 words about this)
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America.
Premise: The boys check into a good old-fashioned American autohotel by mistake.
Time period: 1980s
Smuttiness: 4/10
Funnyness: 8/10
Wrist slashiness: 2/10
Warm-and-fuzziness: 6/10
Lolhistoryness: 2/10
Violence: 0/10
Would I like it?: Apparently I will write about absolutely anything if you catch me at 3 AM. WARNING: THIS FIC CONTAINS MARVIN GAYE LYRICS.

I am so very sorry, about so very much.

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Title: Here Lie We
Originally posted: Here, for the CMC Event at the [livejournal.com profile] russiamerica comm. ♥ Prompt: Propaganda.
Length: 1,400 words.
Characters/Pairings: Primarily England. Also, America. Implied Russia/America.
Premise: Unsure what it might accomplish, England loans America a book that has only become more relevant with time.
Time period: 1984, of course.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 0/10
Wrist slashiness: 5/10
Warm-and-fuzziness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness: 3/10
Violence: 1/10
Would I like it?: It's a lit fic! Every fandom writer who aspires to be really overbearingly pretentious has to write a lit fic sooner or later. This one's mine! Definitely will be more obtuse if you're not familiar with George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four.

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Title: Five Six Seven Eight
Originally posted: Here, for the CMC Event at [livejournal.com profile] russiamerica. Day 6 prompt: gamble.
Length: 1,100 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America.
Premise: America is a fail spy. Also, Russian pistols hold more bullets than you think.
Time period: Cold War sometime after 1969, I guess, since I make a so-veiled-you-might-miss-it reference to the Space Race.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 4/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Warm-and-fuzziness: 3/10
Lolhistoryness: 0/10
Violence: 6/10
Would I like it?: It started life as a 600-word drabble-y thing, and then it exploded into a confetti shower of America's retarded inner monologue and him getting shot at a lot. That sound like fun?

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His Garden

Oct. 19th, 2009 12:38 am
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Title: His Garden
Originally posted: At [livejournal.com profile] hetaliasunshine, for [livejournal.com profile] mizumimi! Thank you [livejournal.com profile] erueru_2d for answering random questions like the magic fact fairy you are.
Length: 1,800 words.
Characters/Pairings: Ukraine, Russia, and Belarus.
Premise: The world's strangest family spends a lovely, peaceful day together.
Time period: Modern.
Smuttiness: 2/10? For Belarus's weirdness? XD
Funnyness: 2/10
Wrist slashiness: 3/10
Lolhistoryness: 2/10
Violence: 0/10
Man, I should really put a baww-meter on here.

Would I like it?: To be honest, I'm not sure this qualifies as "fluff." I'd call it "sweet, but poignant?" Look, it's Russia's family. That should tell you what you need to know.

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Title: Movie Night
Originally posted: Here, but I wrote it for [livejournal.com profile] wizzard890 like a million years ago.
Length: 1300 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America
Premise: One quiet evening at home, Russia introduces America to Russian cinema. Adorableness ensues.
Time period: Indefinite future, or crack-anytime, if you prefer.
Smuttiness: 1/10
Funnyness: 4/10
Wrist slashiness: 1/10
Lolhistoryness: 3/10
Violence: 0/10
Would I like it?: Uh, well, it doesn't really have one of those fancy "point" things. But it's ultra-fluffy, and you can take some movie recommendations out of it? All of the movies the boys watch are classics. It's also pretty crack--it's from the same future AU as Scar. Just like. A way cuter part of it.

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Title: A Generous Arrangement
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] djsoliloquy as my half of our fic trade. OH MY GOD, THIS TOOK SO LONG, I'M SO SORRY. But I still beat you, so that's all right. ♥
Length: 2900 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/Austria; implied Austria/Hungary.
Premise: Faced with war on three fronts and a successful democratic revolution in Hungary, Austria must appeal to Russia for aid in reclaiming his disobedient housemaid.
Time period: 1849
Smuttiness: 9/10
Funnyness: 3/10
Wrist slashiness: 2/10
Lolhistoryness: 7/10
Violence: 4/10
Would I like it?: You might learn something about the Hungarian Revolution of 1848! But if that doesn't interest you, there's also sex and (consensual) bondage. Personal canon: Austria's really a bit of a slut.

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Title: The Last Continent
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] wizzard890 as part of her reverse request post. Also, entirely coincidentally: happy birthday, Wizard! ♥ (And thank you [livejournal.com profile] erueru_2d for the translations and for answering all of my random questions. You're such a gem.)
Length: 2400 words.
Characters/Pairings: Antarctica OC; also England, Norway, America, Russia, France, and a slew of brief appearances from others.
Premise: Check it out, you guys! Antarctica!
Time period: 1908-2004.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 4/10
Wrist slashiness: 3/10
Lolhistoryness: 7/10
Violence: 0/10
Would I like it?: It's about an OC (possibly bad) and it has penguins in it (obviously good). It's up to you how you balance those things against each other.

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Title: Blessed Are The Peacemakers
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] youkofujima from her reverse request meme.
Length: 2000 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America.
Premise: Cold War-era Russia and America talk about religion over dinner.
Time period: 1960s-1970s.
Smuttiness: 3/10
Funnyness: 2/10
Wrist slashiness: 5/10
Lolhistoryness: 3/10
Violence: 2/10
Would I like it?: It's an argument about religion, and therefore pretty likely to offend someone. Viewpoints expressed include Marxist atheism, nihilistic atheism, pan-Protestantism, and a brief dig at Catholicism (which certainly does not reflect the author's opinion). Russia also gets a little rough with America. It's all right, though, he likes it.

You can read this fic in Russian - translation by [livejournal.com profile] erueru_2d.

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So it turns out that whole "Sims" thing is pretty popular. Who knew? I mean, aside from everybody alive other than me.

Warning! Image heavy! )
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Title: The Tom Jones Comes Later
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] gngstermoney32
Length: 1,400 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America
Premise: The Great Blizzard of 1888; kissing in the snow.
Time period: 1888
Smuttiness: 2/10
Funnyness: 3/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness: 2/10. There really was a blizzard, and it really did extend all the way into Canada. It was pretty hardcore.
Violence: 0/10
Would I like it?: It is fluffy like whipped cream, or pillows. This is totally unconnected to TCE, by the way, and I personally encourage you to imagine that America gets Russia home, puts on a fire, makes some hot cocoa, and pulls a Tom Jones-style baby it's cold outside to get him to spend the night.

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Dark Ice

Apr. 15th, 2009 10:59 pm
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Title: Dark Ice
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] clover_magic.
Length: 1200 words.
Characters/Pairings: child!Russia, child!Prussia (so, the Teutonic Knights).
Premise: The Battle of the Ice: the Teutonic Knights are stuck invading Russia in winter. It goes how that kind of thing usually goes.
Time period: 1242.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 0/10
Wrist slashiness: 6/10
Lolhistoryness: 5/10
Violence: 5/10
Would I like it?: Russia is every bit as much of a creepy jerk as a child as he is as an adult. Also, Prussia still swore a lot even when he was a crusader knight. Also, I just call him Prussia. Leave me alone.

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The System

Feb. 24th, 2009 01:48 pm
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Title: The System
Originally posted: 2/23/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 1,600 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia, America, England, France.
Premise: The Europeans are practicing their fencing, and then America catches Russia at something rather unusual.
Time period: Modern.
Smuttiness: 1/10
Funnyness: 5/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness: 3/10. Systema is a Russian martial art developed for Spetznaz, which is so effective at unbalancing and redirecting one's opponents that when it was first demonstrated in the West, many accused it of being a tool of Soviet propaganda, and not a fighting system at all. To an outside observer, attackers approaching a Systema master often look like they just fall down for no reason.
Violence: 4/10
Would I like it?: It's candy for Systema fans, but there's also plenty of America being a smartass and enduring unresolved sexual tension with Russia. Fans of fencing might also get a kick out of it.

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Still Cold

Feb. 11th, 2009 04:39 am
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Title: Still Cold
Originally posted: Here.
Length: 1,500 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America.
Premise: Russia/America...fluff? Sort of?
Time period: Modern.
Smuttiness: 1/10
Funnyness: 0/10
Wrist slashiness: 3/10
Lolhistoryness: 3/10
Violence: 1/10
Would I like it?: Well, I don't. There was something about their relationship that I was aiming for, and I missed. I'm including it here anyway because I think you can at least kind of see what I was trying to say off in the distance, and man, that'd make a really good story, somebody should write that.

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Title: If You'd Kill For Them, They're Family - Part 1
Originally posted: 2/8/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 1,600 words.
Characters/Pairings: N.Italy, Russia. Implied Germany/Italy.
Premise: Russia was partly responsible for the partitioning of Germany. You don't fuck with an Italian's famiglia. That's right: Mafiatalia.
Time period: 1953
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 2/10, but it's the "what the fuck was that?" kind of funny.
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness: 3/10
Violence: 8/10
Would I like it?: It's basically porn for that bit of the venn diagram where Hetalia fans and Godfather fans intersect.

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Title: Don't Ever Change
Originally posted: 2/7/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 1,400 words.
Characters/Pairings: US/Russia
Premise: The request was for a yandere!America. This is set right after that NATO missile defense brouhaha in 2008, when the US and Poland agreed to put a base with 10 interceptor missiles in Poland. Russia reacted by issuing a nuclear threat to Poland and cutting off ties with NATO.
Time period: 2008
Smuttiness: 3/10
Funnyness: 1/10
Wrist slashiness: 3/10
Lolhistoryness: 6/10
Violence: 6/10
Would I like it?: It's like the lead pipe-wielding extreme version of slap-slap-kiss, with an extra side of creepy.

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Title: Click Click Bang
Originally posted: 2/1/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 1,100 words.
Characters/Pairings: US, Russia. Implied UK/US and Russia/Lithuania.
Premise: Russian Roulette. Tonight, somebody dies!
Time period: Indefinite future.
Smuttiness: 1/10
Funnyness: 0/10
Wrist slashiness: 8/10
Lolhistoryness: 0/10
Violence: 4/10
Would I like it?: It's dark, dark, about the end of the world, and dark.

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