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This is where you can find every fic in the ongoing Russia/America collaboration between myself and [livejournal.com profile] wizzard890. While we hope that each chapter can be enjoyed on its own, they were written as part of a continuing story.

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Title: This Is Ours
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] isakana. 1/3 rare pair fics done! =D
Length: 1100 words.
Characters/Pairings: Lithuania/Latvia.
Premise: The pair curls up together and dreams of the future on the morning of the Baltic Way demonstration.
Time period: 1989.
Smuttiness: 1/10
Funnyness: 3/10
Wrist slashiness: 3/10
Warm-and-fuzziness: 6/10
Lolhistoryness: 6/10
Violence: 0/10
Would I like it?: Rare pair fics sort of by nature appeal to a fairly small subset of the fandom, but it's cute, and about a cool time in history, and it's not any harder on Russia than it had to be, so maybe you'll get something out of it? Also, Lithuania is not angsty, despairing, or martyred, and actually demonstrates a sense of humor! I know, right.

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Title: Kill All Sons Of Bitches
Originally posted: Here, for one of the homeless [livejournal.com profile] hetaliasunshine prompts (which I've only just now looked at ^_^;). Originally requested by [livejournal.com profile] hakuku.
Length: 3000 words.
Characters/Pairings: America/England, Prussia/Hungary.
Premise: Hetalia/Left 4 Dead crossover! (Okay, technically a Left 4 Dead 2 crossover.) For non-gamers: that means there's zombies.
Time period: THE ALL-TOO-NEAR FUTURE.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 4/10
Wrist slashiness: 5/10
Warm-and-fuzziness: 2/10
Lolhistoryness: 0/10
Violence: 7/10
Would I like it?: If you've played Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2, you'll pick up a lot of references, but otherwise you can just read it as a typical zombie apocalypse fic (minus the omake at the end). Bonus points to the first person who knows what campaign they're in!

Yeah, I don't know.

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Title: Little Lights
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] youkofujima
Length: 2000 words (oh God I can't believe I wrote 2000 words about this)
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America.
Premise: The boys check into a good old-fashioned American autohotel by mistake.
Time period: 1980s
Smuttiness: 4/10
Funnyness: 8/10
Wrist slashiness: 2/10
Warm-and-fuzziness: 6/10
Lolhistoryness: 2/10
Violence: 0/10
Would I like it?: Apparently I will write about absolutely anything if you catch me at 3 AM. WARNING: THIS FIC CONTAINS MARVIN GAYE LYRICS.

I am so very sorry, about so very much.

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Title: Here Lie We
Originally posted: Here, for the CMC Event at the [livejournal.com profile] russiamerica comm. ♥ Prompt: Propaganda.
Length: 1,400 words.
Characters/Pairings: Primarily England. Also, America. Implied Russia/America.
Premise: Unsure what it might accomplish, England loans America a book that has only become more relevant with time.
Time period: 1984, of course.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 0/10
Wrist slashiness: 5/10
Warm-and-fuzziness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness: 3/10
Violence: 1/10
Would I like it?: It's a lit fic! Every fandom writer who aspires to be really overbearingly pretentious has to write a lit fic sooner or later. This one's mine! Definitely will be more obtuse if you're not familiar with George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four.

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Title: Five Six Seven Eight
Originally posted: Here, for the CMC Event at [livejournal.com profile] russiamerica. Day 6 prompt: gamble.
Length: 1,100 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America.
Premise: America is a fail spy. Also, Russian pistols hold more bullets than you think.
Time period: Cold War sometime after 1969, I guess, since I make a so-veiled-you-might-miss-it reference to the Space Race.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 4/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Warm-and-fuzziness: 3/10
Lolhistoryness: 0/10
Violence: 6/10
Would I like it?: It started life as a 600-word drabble-y thing, and then it exploded into a confetti shower of America's retarded inner monologue and him getting shot at a lot. That sound like fun?

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His Garden

Oct. 19th, 2009 12:38 am
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Title: His Garden
Originally posted: At [livejournal.com profile] hetaliasunshine, for [livejournal.com profile] mizumimi! Thank you [livejournal.com profile] erueru_2d for answering random questions like the magic fact fairy you are.
Length: 1,800 words.
Characters/Pairings: Ukraine, Russia, and Belarus.
Premise: The world's strangest family spends a lovely, peaceful day together.
Time period: Modern.
Smuttiness: 2/10? For Belarus's weirdness? XD
Funnyness: 2/10
Wrist slashiness: 3/10
Lolhistoryness: 2/10
Violence: 0/10
Man, I should really put a baww-meter on here.

Would I like it?: To be honest, I'm not sure this qualifies as "fluff." I'd call it "sweet, but poignant?" Look, it's Russia's family. That should tell you what you need to know.

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Title: Who's Got Spirit
Originally posted: At [livejournal.com profile] hetaliasunshine, for anon Hazel!
Length: 3,200 words.
Characters/Pairings: Canada, Poland. A little America, France, and England thrown in at the end.
Premise: Stuck inside at a rained-out, boring conference, Poland takes Canada to task for his low spirits and teaches him how to B-E aggressive.
Time period: Modern.
Smuttiness: 0/10, minus some harmless innuendo.
Funnyness: 5/10
Wrist slashiness: 2/10
Lolhistoryness: 1/10
Violence: 1/10
Would I like it?: I nearly didn't finish this in time, because every time I started working on it, I had to take a break to watch the cheer battle scene from Bring It On to "inspire myself." Like, eleven times. I wish I were kidding.

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Title: Brunnhilde: The Legend Begins
Originally posted: Here, for a secret prompt.
Length: 2,300 words.
Characters/Pairings: Germany, Prussia.
Premise: Why is Prussia such an irresponsible dickbag? And where did that chick come from, anyway?
Time period: Cracky modern.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 7/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness: 0/10
Violence: 0/10
Would I like it?: Yes, I still write fic, shut up. Happy (belated) German Unification Day! Have some cute German brothers fic.

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Title: Movie Night
Originally posted: Here, but I wrote it for [livejournal.com profile] wizzard890 like a million years ago.
Length: 1300 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America
Premise: One quiet evening at home, Russia introduces America to Russian cinema. Adorableness ensues.
Time period: Indefinite future, or crack-anytime, if you prefer.
Smuttiness: 1/10
Funnyness: 4/10
Wrist slashiness: 1/10
Lolhistoryness: 3/10
Violence: 0/10
Would I like it?: Uh, well, it doesn't really have one of those fancy "point" things. But it's ultra-fluffy, and you can take some movie recommendations out of it? All of the movies the boys watch are classics. It's also pretty crack--it's from the same future AU as Scar. Just like. A way cuter part of it.

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Title: The Alchemist
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pyrrhiccomedy
Rating: PG
Characters: America, Richard Feynman.
Premise: One quiet morning in the New Mexico desert, America becomes a superpower--and something more.

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This is a chapter from The Chosen End, a Russia/America collaboration spanning from 1780 to the present day. You can read all of the fics in this story at the Index.
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Title: A Generous Arrangement
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] djsoliloquy as my half of our fic trade. OH MY GOD, THIS TOOK SO LONG, I'M SO SORRY. But I still beat you, so that's all right. ♥
Length: 2900 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/Austria; implied Austria/Hungary.
Premise: Faced with war on three fronts and a successful democratic revolution in Hungary, Austria must appeal to Russia for aid in reclaiming his disobedient housemaid.
Time period: 1849
Smuttiness: 9/10
Funnyness: 3/10
Wrist slashiness: 2/10
Lolhistoryness: 7/10
Violence: 4/10
Would I like it?: You might learn something about the Hungarian Revolution of 1848! But if that doesn't interest you, there's also sex and (consensual) bondage. Personal canon: Austria's really a bit of a slut.

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Title: The Last Continent
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] wizzard890 as part of her reverse request post. Also, entirely coincidentally: happy birthday, Wizard! ♥ (And thank you [livejournal.com profile] erueru_2d for the translations and for answering all of my random questions. You're such a gem.)
Length: 2400 words.
Characters/Pairings: Antarctica OC; also England, Norway, America, Russia, France, and a slew of brief appearances from others.
Premise: Check it out, you guys! Antarctica!
Time period: 1908-2004.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 4/10
Wrist slashiness: 3/10
Lolhistoryness: 7/10
Violence: 0/10
Would I like it?: It's about an OC (possibly bad) and it has penguins in it (obviously good). It's up to you how you balance those things against each other.

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Title: All The Time In The World
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] ghostofthemotif for her reverse request post. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lilichen for bravely providing me with some French profanity. *grins*
Length: 2500 words.
Characters/Pairings: England/France.
Premise: Here's the prompt - "England/France. The two nations discuss whether or not they believe a 'united world without borders' would result in their deaths, or if they'd be freed from their responsibilities and able to lead a normal life. Wishes for their future, fears for their countries, and grudgingly comforting words would be nice inserts." I did my best!
Time period: Modern.
Smuttiness: 1/10
Funnyness: 3/10
Wrist slashiness: 2/10
Lolhistoryness: 2/10
Violence: 0/10
Would I like it?: It's basically a rambly, philosophical conversation between a couple of cranky old married people. It's also my first time writing for this pairing--I hope I did all right.

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Title: Unthinkable
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pyrrhiccomedy
Rating: PG
Characters: America, England.
Premise: With victory in Europe secured, and the war in its final throes, England approaches America with a plan to invade Russia.

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This is a chapter from The Chosen End, a Russia/America collaboration spanning from 1780 to the present day. You can read all of the fics in this story at the Index.
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[livejournal.com profile] crosswhisper reminded me that I cheated after filling one of [livejournal.com profile] youkofujima's. So.

Like a kink meme and a request post put together, this is a reverse request meme. Take ten things you really want to see either fanart or fanfic of (don't be greedy, only ten or less!) and then see if anyone on your flist would fill them for you. Have them put their requests on their LJ and fill something for them!

Or as I like to call it, 'And What Have YOU Done For ME Lately?' )
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Title: Blessed Are The Peacemakers
Originally posted: Here, for [livejournal.com profile] youkofujima from her reverse request meme.
Length: 2000 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America.
Premise: Cold War-era Russia and America talk about religion over dinner.
Time period: 1960s-1970s.
Smuttiness: 3/10
Funnyness: 2/10
Wrist slashiness: 5/10
Lolhistoryness: 3/10
Violence: 2/10
Would I like it?: It's an argument about religion, and therefore pretty likely to offend someone. Viewpoints expressed include Marxist atheism, nihilistic atheism, pan-Protestantism, and a brief dig at Catholicism (which certainly does not reflect the author's opinion). Russia also gets a little rough with America. It's all right, though, he likes it.

You can read this fic in Russian - translation by [livejournal.com profile] erueru_2d.

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Title: Play It Again
Author: [livejournal.com profile] wizzard890 and [livejournal.com profile] pyrrhiccomedy
Rating: R
Characters: America/Russia
Premise: As the war grinds on, America and Russia find themselves sharing a drink or ten in Casablanca.

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This is a chapter from The Chosen End, a Russia/America collaboration spanning from 1780 to the present day. You can read all of the fics in this story at the Index.
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Title: World of Kindling
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pyrrhiccomedy
Rating: PG-13
Characters: America, England.
Premise: 1939-1941: World War 2 is one party America feels like he can safely skip. America and England's relationship improves, but not without tension, as England faces the growing threat of Germany.

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This is a chapter from The Chosen End, a Russia/America collaboration spanning from 1780 to the present day. You can read all of the fics in this story at the Index.

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