Feb. 10th, 2009

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Title: Loyalty to the Crown
Originally posted: 1/30/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 2,300 words.
Characters/Pairings: UK/colonial!US
Premise: England would like for America to remember just who it was to win the French & Indian War for him.
Time period: 1763
Smuttiness: 5/10
Funnyness: 0/10
Wrist slashiness: 6/10
Lolhistoryness: 7/10
Violence: 2/10
Would I like it?: It's pretty uberdysfunctional. If that does it for you, eyy.

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Title: Like, Sweet Nothings
Originally posted: 1/30/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 710 words.
Characters/Pairings: US, Poland.
Premise: Poland, like, totally just wanted to see Liet, so what is this guy's problem?
Time period: Modern? Or 1920s? Really, it's pure crack.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 8/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness: 0/10
Violence: 0/10
Would I like it?: If you think Poland is inherently hilarious, yes. Otherwise, maybe not.

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Title: Click Click Bang
Originally posted: 2/1/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 1,100 words.
Characters/Pairings: US, Russia. Implied UK/US and Russia/Lithuania.
Premise: Russian Roulette. Tonight, somebody dies!
Time period: Indefinite future.
Smuttiness: 1/10
Funnyness: 0/10
Wrist slashiness: 8/10
Lolhistoryness: 0/10
Violence: 4/10
Would I like it?: It's dark, dark, about the end of the world, and dark.

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Title: Mornington Crescent
Originally posted: 2/4/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 1,600 words.
Characters/Pairings: England, Austria, Canada, America.
Premise: America tries to join in on a game of Mornington Crescent.
Time period: Modern.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 9/10 if you get it, 1/10 if you don't.
Wrist slashiness: 1/10
Lolhistoryness: 0/10
Violence: 0/10
Would I like it?: If you know what Mornington Crescent is, yes. Otherwise, this fic has nothing for you unless you just really like to see America confused.

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Title: Don't Ever Change
Originally posted: 2/7/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 1,400 words.
Characters/Pairings: US/Russia
Premise: The request was for a yandere!America. This is set right after that NATO missile defense brouhaha in 2008, when the US and Poland agreed to put a base with 10 interceptor missiles in Poland. Russia reacted by issuing a nuclear threat to Poland and cutting off ties with NATO.
Time period: 2008
Smuttiness: 3/10
Funnyness: 1/10
Wrist slashiness: 3/10
Lolhistoryness: 6/10
Violence: 6/10
Would I like it?: It's like the lead pipe-wielding extreme version of slap-slap-kiss, with an extra side of creepy.

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Title: If You'd Kill For Them, They're Family - Part 1
Originally posted: 2/8/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 1,600 words.
Characters/Pairings: N.Italy, Russia. Implied Germany/Italy.
Premise: Russia was partly responsible for the partitioning of Germany. You don't fuck with an Italian's famiglia. That's right: Mafiatalia.
Time period: 1953
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 2/10, but it's the "what the fuck was that?" kind of funny.
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness: 3/10
Violence: 8/10
Would I like it?: It's basically porn for that bit of the venn diagram where Hetalia fans and Godfather fans intersect.

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Title: If You'd Kill For Them, They're Family - Part 2
Originally posted: 2/9/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 2000 words.
Characters/Pairings: N.Italy, France. Implied Germany/Italy.
Premise: With Russia down, Mafiatalia goes for the next name on his list.
Time period: 1953
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 2/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10, unless you really like France.
Lolhistoryness: 3/10
Violence: 8/10
Would I like it?: If you liked Part 1, but felt like it needed that certain je ne sais quoi, you'll like Part 2.

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One of the commenters on the kink meme described my mafia!Italy as a blend of Don Corleone, the Joker, and the Bride from Kill Bill, which I thought was pretty much perfect.
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Title: If You'd Kill For Them, They're Family - Part 3
Originally posted: Here.
Length: 2,500 words.
Characters/Pairings: N.Italy, England, America. Implied Germany/Italy.
Premise: Mafiatalia goes to talk to America about Marshall Plan aid repayment.
Time period: 1953
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 0/10
Wrist slashiness: 3/10
Lolhistoryness: 6/10. It might help to know that Bonn was the capital of West Germany during the Allied occupation, and that the London Debts Agreement, which passed in 1953, did in fact reduce the amount of Marshall Plan aid Germany was expected to repay.
Violence: 7/10
Would I like it?: It's longer and more depressing than parts 1 and 2, and maybe a little less violent, but otherwise it's more of the same.

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